The scene of the crime. Come, take a look inside, won't you?

My wife's jacket doubles as a chart of the four basic food groups. . .

"Seriously guys, do I look pretty with my hair like this?"

Mike and Brad ruined the party by refusing to stop flashing their "Gang Symbols" . . .

Where did Brad get the "Paul Young" model mullet?

"Mike and Jen" or "Ozzy and Sharon", you make the call . . .

Jen is THE prototypical "80's Rock Chick". . .

My color-blind wife and I . . .

Ike Turner made the party, after all . . .

Ken's hairstyle was so amazing, it rendered the camera incapable of taking a color picture . . .

To be honest, my dad and I never stopped wearing our "Members Only" jackets . . .

An amazingly ugly group of people . . .

Victoria, just as blinded by Jermaine's raw animal magnetism, as she is by his jacket . . .

Jen and Dave holding their imaginary drinks . . .

Jermaine, enjoying the Dave's dance exhibition . . .

Victoria is doing the Cha Cha, David is doing . . . . I have no idea what David is doing . . .

I don't care what anyone says, John and Uma haven't aged a day since "Pulp Fiction" . . .

Jermaine's suit is actually made of millions of tiny mirrors . . .

Friends now, but at one time, Jermaine and Victoria were heated rivals on "Dance Fever". . .

Jen's shoulder attracts men's chins like bees to honey . . .

See!

Cooper lost the right side of his mullet in a freak cigar accident . . .

Brad makes extra cash by posing as a nude figure model on the weekends . . .

Jermaine's mullet is so spectacular, it can actually support the weight of large buildings. . .

Michael Saxe and "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" . . . Separated at birth?

Wrong finger Alex . . .

Dave Gillies actually looked like this in High School . . .

Mike G. actually flies to London twice a week just to have his mullet trimmed . . .

Whit's mullet actually saved his life after a motorcycle accident with his close friend, Gary Busey . . .

Suzanne is actually not a Texas Longhorns fan, she just pretends, in an attempt to "fit in". . .

Alysha, is 5' 6" tall, 6' 2" with the mullet. . .

Jen Trivia: For six months, she was Heather Locklear's stunt double on "T. J. Hooker".

Not everyone knows this, but Nicole is actually Joe Dirt's sister . . .

Nancy always wanted a job standing in front of Buckingham Palace . . .

Seanna: "Miss Mullet America 2004"

Jen, sporting the "I'm All Business" mullet . . .

Wow, after all these years, Cher still looks great!